The Interview

The interviewer sat behind her desk and continued, “What is your greatest weakness?” Jack thought for a moment, then said, “My greatest weakness is that I’m only human. I need to sleep about eight hours a day, I have to eat regularly, and I’m mortal. Some day, I will die.”

“Okay… But what about your greatest weakness that relates to this job?”

“Some day, I will die, and will no longer be able to do this job.”

A friendly human.